I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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