hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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