Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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