she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
