So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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