this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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