I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Panties = found
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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