Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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