So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You need Xanax blowdarts
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Randomize
