We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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