toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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