normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'm just crazy horny about you
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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