Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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