i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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