the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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