they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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