We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I wish there were birth control emojis
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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