Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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