Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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