i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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