I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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