that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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