Have you finally orgasmed yet?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Randomize
