Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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