Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I'm really busy with my period
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