census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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