what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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