You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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