id be glad to
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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