Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
We got so high we made milksteak
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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