IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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