Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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