I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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