he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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