Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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