You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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