ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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