Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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