just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
