she kept yelling 'call me bella'
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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