went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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