...so i touched it.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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