dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Randomize
