sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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