The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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