There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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