Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
