You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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