Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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