Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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