Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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