never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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